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Yn Peterman s first book where Rena and Jack were the main characters And I ll repeat what I said in my review of book 1 How Hard Can It Be If you re a reader who enjoys romantic comedy featuring some Over The Top Characters In Some Utterly the top characters in some utterly situations spouting idiotic but funny dialogue you ll love thisSteam 3 ARC courtesy of Kensington via NetGalley I should probably disclaimer that I DNF d Seduction and Snacks for being too over the top for my liking so I know that there might be a group of people who will devour Size Matters and ave a lot of fun with it To be fair Size Matters was funny I found myself laughing at several of the jokes and at one fake Mariah Carey But the Imagination According to Humphrey (According to Humphrey humor was trying to be on all of the time I d rather see a page of good dialogue or action with a great one liner rather than line after line of forcedumor especially when the jokes start to repeat themselves over and over The first few times Lutheran Jesus Cardboard Brett Favre David Hasselhoff motherhumping assclowns etcwere mentioned it was funnybefore I got tired of seeing these "Punchlines Recycled Multiple Times Spazzy "recycled multiple times Spazzy Sexy Reversed Fairy Tales has probably run its course for me Trigger Warning the word fucktard is used several times I know a few of my friends are sensitive to this word so I figured it was worth a mention This book was provided from the publisher in exchange for anonest review NUMBER OF HEARTS 4REVIEW Review will be posted at wwwbooks n kissescomThis is was fun read We met Kristy briefly in How Hard Can It Be which was super funny and you really should read and Oh. My. Gods. (Oh. My. Gods., her best gal pal Rena But In Size Matters we find out the Kristyas been extremel Robyn Peterman s Size Matters is another outrageously zany caper that is just as over the top and Phoebe’s Fair Valentine (Oh. My. Gods., hilarious as the first book in the Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters series How Hard Can It Be In this outing after losing a bet toer best friend Rena Kristy is forced to take Rena s Aunt Phyllis to The Ground beneath her Feet her Bigfoot meetings When the group is chosen for a reality series Kristy is selected as the unwillingost for the show and she along with a se I Killer Pancake / The Cereal Murders have been looking forward to Size Matters since I first read HHCIB This was another winner by Robyn Peterman I loved Kristy she was the mostly sane one in a band of psychos as opposed to Rena from HHCIB who was as psycho as the rest ofer band in Lo Que la Reina Quiere (Sexys Cuentos de Hadas Al Revés nº 1) her book I really enjoyed Kristy s relationship with Rich and theotness with Mitch It was the best of both worldsEdith and Mrs C who you ended up disliking in Book 1 really found their way into your William Gibson hears by the end of this bookSo manyilarious scenes in this book Nancy Drake hard to pick just one But the visuals of the final scenes were awesomeI will say this be prepared to laugh a lot Te I send my libido on vacation I meet Mitch Yep Mitch the sexiest cop ev ah Theottest best kissing finest tushied SINGLE guy I’ve ever laid eyes on I’d rather be Bandbox hot onis trail than anything that involves the word Big or Foot But sometimes what you’re Everglades (Doc Ford Mystery, hunting foras been right in front of you all alo. Review to come giggle Motherhumpin Cowballs Size Matters is yet another brilliantly written book by the amazing Robyn I Kicking It (Alex Craft, have yet to read another author s work who compares in any way to Robyn s writing I continue to learn new words I ve nevereard before in reading Robyn s booksmy vocabulary is growing LOLKristy is such a relatable main character in this storyin fact Homeport how she relates to people and so wants to make a difference in the lives of others is so me andow I try to live my lifeI must mention Mitch WOW What a guy That s all I ll say about Sapphamire (Dragons of Dragonose him because I don t want to give anything awayThe rest of the characters in the story that you may love orate start off seeming like they are from the island of misfits However they each ave their uniueness and certainly grew on me and made me care a DNF 40% no rating because I read less "Than 50%I Just Want To Say That This Book Isn "50%I just want to say that this book isn all that bad It s cute and uirky Well written even if it s a little over the top The reason I didn t finish it is one word Well it s one word that the protagonist uses repeatedly The word is fktard I know a woman who as cerebral palsy As a child she was called a retard When I was at school there was a kid with down syndrome named Scottlike most people with down syndrome Breaking Down (The Garage, head a gentle eart and was one of the nicest people you could ope to meet He was called a retard I knew a guy who was deaf As a child e was called a retard My sister who as since passed away Passionate Kisses Boxed Set had an intellectual disability She was called a retard So yeah I think retard and any word that derives from it should be banished from our lexicons If you like tightly woven believable storylines with carefully crafted plots then keep moving to the back of the room please while the rest of us Bigfoot believing adventurers get ready for the showHOWEVER if youave a sense of Destiny and Power humor if you love to laugh so much you snort if you love sweet and sexy romance and if youave a profound respect for the creatively profane then you will ADORE this book Robyn Peterman s books are brief vacations to a world of loveable nuts screwballs misfits and freaks all taking part in loopy adventures while a romance plays out with the normal My Rocky Romance Diary (Diaries of Kelly Ann, hero anderoine One of my favorite things about er writing is that favorite things about er writing is that normal characters discover their inner freak while the nutty characters become normal as we get to know them The author obviously Lord John And The Brotherhood Of The Blade (Lord John Grey, has great affection forer characters and as wacky as they are she writes them with respect Which is an incredible accomplishment with this motley crew I am than appy to suspend my uestionable mental stability in order to ang out in Models Dont Eat Chocolate Cookies her worldKristy is a dedicated and compassionate woman whoas been burned in love Mitch is the otte. A few ard truthsDon’t bet on Hasselhoff Bigfoot might actually exist and searching for the impossible may lead you to your Shalias Diary (Shalias Diary, heart’s desireIt’s a big fatairy deal when I lose yet another bet to my best friend Rena Not only do I end up attending Bigfoot meetings with er kooky Aunt Phyllis I find myself tr. ,

St thing on two legs but e What Janie Found (Janie Johnson, has a mysterious law enforcement job reuiringm to be gone for long periods of time to secret locations triggering Kristy s trust issuesWhen Kristy is blackmailedbribedcoerced into going on a Bigfoot expedition she Carl Hiaasen Collection hopes it willelp Silver Tower / Strike Force / Shadow Command her get overer breakup with Mitch But Explosive Acts her traveling companions are so much than they seem and just as Kristy is learning to like them for who they are she may lose them and Mitch foreverAunt Moon Unit is backome battling Shadowbridge (Shadowbridge, her evil chi with theelp of alien guests researching the suspicious reality show producers while the Bigfoot Inc gang spend their days tramping around the woods and their evenings getting kicked out of karaoke restaurants After Boo proposes laying a false trail of Sasuatch pubic Academia de Rowan (A Tapeçaria hair to protect the big guy Mrs C and Edith prove that they are remarkably well prepared for the situation producingand crafted multi tasking merkins The fact that all of this makes complete sense is an indication of the ilarity of the storyGo read this and laugh and let your freak flag fly Size Matters is ilarious The Two Reels And A Crank hero Mitch is smoking HOT Iighly recommend all of Robyn s books for a laugh I love Robyn Peterman s books
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are filled side splitting laughter and Queens Gambit (The Tudor Trilogy, hot romance This is the second book in the Handcuffs and Happily Ever After Series After losing a bet wither best friend Rena Kristy must escort Aunt Phyllis to all er Big Foot meetings Her lose uickly becomes unbearable when she is wrangled into going on a Big Foot unt to create a television show with The Camping Cookbook her Big Foot Group During a meeting Kristy meetsunky cop Mitch and instant sparks fly Unfortunately Kristy Absalom, Absalom! has sworn off cops andas bet er best friend that she will not date Mitch Not willing to lose another bet Kristy must stay far away from Mitch 35 starsAfter losing a bet to er best friend Kristy Black Stone has to takeer friend Rena s aunt to On Liberty her regular Bigfoot meetings When producers from the television show Searching for Sasuatch choose their group to look for Bigfoot Kristy is unwillingly trapped intoosting the show Keen to see No Way Down her best friend asappy in love as she is Rena and Pulled Thread Embroidery her boyfriend Jack introduceer to Jack s friend and partner Mitch But Mitch is DEA and Kristy as no desire to get involved with anyone in law enforcement This is the second book in the Handcuffs "AND HAPPILY EVER AFTERS SERIES AND "Happily Ever Afters series and the first book as a completely over the top and ridiculous premise with a large cast of weird colourful foul mouthed individuals Amongst all the mayhem there is a plot and a romance This time around though the jokes and phrases seemed repetitious A little goes a long wayWritten in first person from Kristy s point of view this is similar to Rob. Aveling with a band of reality TV Sasuatch unting nut jobs Not to mention a suspiciously shady film crew As if those little nuggets weren’t enough to send me on the express train to CrazytownI stupidly swore off menClearly all this would mess up any gal’s social life but the worst part of the story The minu.
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